Is it just me, or has the world gone mad?
This morning, I read that the U.S. and Russia swapped spies in Vienna. When asked on The Tonight Show why the U.S. only got four spies in exchange for Russia’s 10, Vice President Biden said, “We got back four really good ones.” Talk about the ultimate game of Red Rover (no Communist pun intended).
Then, I read an authoritative prediction that Spain will beat the Netherlands in the World Cup final. Never mind that the authority in question is an octopus named Paul. Paul’s been 100% accurate for two years. I wonder if he also does lottery numbers.