Every so often, I spot a sentence in a “news” story that just begs to be repeated. Here’s today’s gem:

See the video below for news coverage of the fingernail.

Yes, that’s right. Someone has actually taken time out of their life—time they’ll never get back—to create a video about Lindsey Lohan’s court-appearance manicure.

Hey! How about an update on Haiti, or a follow-up on the genocide in Darfur?

Thank God for the BBC.